One of my Twitter followers @philip_parry has a blog that reveals his unique sense of humor. I am enjoying going through some of his old posts and came across this one which compares conditions at a new prison in the UK with those at your workplace, complete with pictures. If I ever have to go to prison for any reason, I hope I end up in this one.
AT PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
AT PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK they are called managers.